just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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