jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Nicole vs. Life
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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