In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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