who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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