nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Couch. On fire.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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