I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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