You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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