We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He's a Shit stain on my heart
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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