hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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