For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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