just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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