Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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