Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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