of course. lets lasso hookers.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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