Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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