It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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