just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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