im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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