i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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