Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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