Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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