i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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