Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Jerry, you need to find god
babies were throwing up all over the place
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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