why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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