I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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