i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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