When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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