PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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