When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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