I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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