Me too!
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize
