I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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