Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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