Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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