There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She's the barista slut.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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