the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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