New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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