That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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