I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
