If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Randomize
