so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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