I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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