Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
