ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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