there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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