ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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