I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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