Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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