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Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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