Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
