Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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