NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
should my penis look like a turkey
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize