well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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