Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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