Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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