I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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